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Epiphany

Member Since 15 Jul 2010
OFFLINE Last Active Feb 15 2011 11:44 PM
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Humorous Number Plates

30 January 2011 - 03:29 AM

Saw a personalised plate on a Nissan Patrol today. 'Here Skip' :P

It Could Be Worse

22 January 2011 - 02:42 AM

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonishe
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an

enveloped to see the bed
, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the

envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Mum.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos,

her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the

woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,

so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

many grandchildren.


Love, your son, Nicholas.



“P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

the school report that's on my desk”



I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

































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Signs

03 August 2010 - 08:42 PM

Some funny signs etc Ive found along the way.... :P

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Hiya!!! :D

19 July 2010 - 01:16 AM

Hiya!

I actually joined up on the 15th July as Suzie Que but just can't get my head around that name so am going with my old Carnal nick. I never got round to introducing myself. Im Suz, I am the professional Passenger of the club. The reason for this is that I don't have a licence and there is a very good reason for that. Mally allows me to shot gun in Serenity (his gorjus HX Statesman). Just as well cos Serenity and I have a bond. :P I love to take pics and met a few of you at the York cruise Sunday last. I had an absolute blast and was welocmed most warmly and Im really grateful for that. :) I'll be out and about some more on cruises etc and can't wait to meet you all eventually. If you wanna know anything about me then pm me and depending on the question I may even answer you. :P Pics are up in the Gallery if you'd like a looksee at what we got up to.