My boss at work loves opera and classical music. I don't.
There's nothing worse than listening to some fat skank, warbling on like a dying rhino with a tree log up its arse. I fucking hate it, and it does my head in.
So I hatched a plan while he was out one day, and here's what you do to overcome the dilemma, and get a bit of peace back into your life.
The offending radio:
Take a bit of normal electrical wire and strip off the plastic insulation.
Fold the wire into half, then half again. Locate the headphone jack and force the wire into the socket.
Stuff the wire down until you hear the music stop.
After returning from his outing he'll ask you what happened to the radio....
Me: "I dunno, it just stopped, maybe there's a power cut at the station or something."
Boss fiddles with radio.
Boss: "There's power to it."
Boss fiddles with tuning knob.
Me: " That's wierd, there's power to it but no volume."
Boss fiddles with every other switch and knob.
Boss kicks radio.
Boss unplugs radio and casts aside on unused desk.
Me: "Wierd."
The outcast and offending piece of electronic equipment.
The ulimate result!
How To Fuck Up A Radio
Started by 2LV8ETR, Mar 03 2011 07:26 PM
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 07:26 PM
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 08:07 PM
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 09:23 PM
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 09:26 PM
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 09:28 PM
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 09:35 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Reminds me of another episode Al. Weee orrrr weeee orrrr..... Silence! AHAHAHAHA
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 10:11 PM
'some fat skank, warbling on like a dying rhino with a tree log up its arse.'
LOL.
LOL.
Too much power is just enough..
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 10:14 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 11:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ten Four to Socrates: (26 December 2010 - 11:09 PM)
my hair contains no gel or wax. purely how I wake up.
yours on the other hand, is curly like pubes, EVERYWHERE
my hair contains no gel or wax. purely how I wake up.
yours on the other hand, is curly like pubes, EVERYWHERE
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 12:37 AM
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:54 AM
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:25 AM
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:41 AM
awesome dude
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep. This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me. The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I drink to forget I drink. Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. The whole world is about three drinks behind. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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Posted 06 March 2011 - 11:20 PM
Never heard of a glory hole?
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