A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonishe
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an
enveloped to see the bed
, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
'Dear, Mum.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Dad and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,
so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Nicholas.
“P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
the school report that's on my desk”
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
.
It Could Be Worse
Started by Epiphany, Jan 22 2011 02:42 AM
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Posted 22 January 2011 - 02:42 AM
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Posted 22 January 2011 - 09:37 AM
#3
Posted 22 January 2011 - 05:14 PM
An old one, but always funny.
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#4
Posted 23 January 2011 - 01:18 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
that just made my day
that just made my day
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing