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Started by 2LV8ETR, Aug 03 2010 03:39 PM

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#1
2LV8ETR
Posted 03 August 2010 - 03:39 PM

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Let me see if i got this right.

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.
If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
But!

If you cross the Australian border illegally you get:

A job
A driver's licence
Social security card
Welfare
Credit cards
Subsidised rent or a loan to buy a house
Free education
Free health care
A lobbyist in Canberra
5 million dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
The right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect

I just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation.

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 06:34 PM

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ROFL :bsflag:

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 07:04 PM

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V8EATER
Posted 03 August 2010 - 07:47 PM

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How fucked is it ay. Were the stupid pricks paying for it all. Its totally wrong i think. :bomb_ie:

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Socrates
Posted 04 August 2010 - 10:09 PM

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I agree fully with above^

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1via
Posted 04 August 2010 - 10:23 PM

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same ^

it sucks big time
Ten Four to Socrates: (26 December 2010 - 11:09 PM)
my hair contains no gel or wax. purely how I wake up.
yours on the other hand, is curly like pubes, EVERYWHERE
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